Hey, Where is he?
Sleeping well, huh? Oh it's like this, huh?
Hey, Wake up!
Here's your passport and car key.
Enjoy your trip and have fun for us too. Yeah!
Being drunk on a plane doesnt mean you can go grabbing the flight attendant's boobs.
Let's go. Lucky bastard.
Later, Bye-bye. See ya!
Let's get wasted at Aey's house. Later, Bye-bye, See ya!
Hurry up.
Wait up. Go,go.
Bye-bye!
Honey, I gotta go now, Bye-bye.
What about your passport? Don't forget it.
It's here I won't forget.
Money?
I already separated it in many places, like how you told me too.
No worries.
Gum?
What for?
So you can chew it on the plane when your ears hurt.
I will buy, don't worry. Miaao is going with me.
Wait a minute, there's still one passenger missing.
What are all of you waiting for?
You will all miss the flight.
DUMPED
Puak, what the hell are you doing?
Writing on my forehead!
Shut up ! Stop messing things up!
What the hell are you laughing for? Stop it!
Bastard.
Hey, I am serious okay!
Jim must not know about this! Yes!
He must think that I'm going to Korea with you. Okay?
My suitcase is in Shin's car!
I'm wearing the only underwear I have.
What am I going to do?
C'mon, it's only 7-8 days.
Okay, I will get your some Etude as a souvenir.
Sweetie, why did you kick her seat?
You see, you woke her up now. You are so naughty.
We have just landed at Incheon International Airport in Seoul.
The time here is 2 hours ahead of Thailand.
The temperature outside is about 0 degrees Celsius.
Hello everyone, this way please.
Be careful.
This way.
So cute.
This way.
| HELLO | STRANGER |
Let's go!
Everyone down. Come on, this way.
Come closer, closer please.
Ready? Loudly now,.. 1, 2, 3.
Smile!
Bro, can you take a picture for us?
Yes, okay.
Come here.
Okay ready?... 1.2.3.
Baby, are you sure? This pose is so lame.
Then, is this pose better?
You're naughty.
Ready?
Umm, you should bend your knees down a little.
I want to see the roof in the back too.
Alright then.
No, no. Forget it.
Please take a half-body picture.
Ok, half body it is.
Smile! 1,2,3.
Nice.
Thank you.
And here we are at the Coffee Prince Cafe.
This is where Ging Yoo kissed the main actress for the first time.
Very romantic.
Let me see.
Is there anyone here pretending to be a boy like the main actress did in Coffee Prince?
Here comes my coffee.
Thank you.
Finally I get to drink it here from the source.
Ugh, it's hot!
Here in Korea.
They believe that if lovers come up to the Seoul Tower.
And lock their padlocks together.
And they throw the keys over the side.
Then nothing can ever keep them apart.
Ready?
Yes! throw them away.
Won't it hit all those people down there?
Umm.. we better go to the Teddy Bear museum downstairs.
Let's go, everyone this way please.
And here is the location where the series,
Princess Hours took place, this way please.
Honet, I hooked our locks together.
So we will be together forever.
So are you guys tired from today's activities?
Not at all.
Great! But for tommorow we have to wake up early.
Because we will be going to another town.
Get up at six, breakfast at seven, and leaving by eight.
So remember the numbers.
6, 7, 8.
What it is?
6, 7, 8.
Once again?
6, 7, 8.
Excellent! Give yourself a round of applause.
Shit! Damn it! What is this shit?
How do you stop it? Stop!
Eh.. what, what is this?
Chicken or pork?
No, no, no, is it chicken?
Pork?
Or Beef....what? what?
It might be a mixture of meat.
What the hell is this type of meat?
Shit!
I'm not eating anymore.
No! No! No!
Hey.
Hey, are you okay?
Hey.
Shit!
Hey, hey.
What time? what time? what time?
Almost eight o'clock.
Eight ! Damn it! the bus is leaving.
Hey you! That is my jacket.
Are you Thai? Why didn't you say so!
Got to go.
Hey, do you know this hotel? the Grand Ambassador.
Yes I do, I walked passed it yesterday.
How do I get there?
It's not far, you walk out, then turn right.
You will see Fish shop on left, then you make a right.
Walk under the bridge, and take the 3rd exit, 3rd exit OK?
If you take the wrong turn than I can't help you.
From there the route, it's very easy.
You will see a sock stand, with faces of celebrities on the socks, they're having a sale.
And then cross the street, and go straight and turn left.
And turn right you will find it.
WOW! Were you born here or is your husband Korean?
Who could remember all that!
Look.
Fish, 3rd exit. Socks on sale it's not that difficult.
Fish on sale, 3rd exit and fish sock?
Fish, 3rd exit. Socks on sale.
Stop I can't remember. You gotta take me.
Hurry up you, You stop to eat everything!
So inconsiderate.
You know I'm in a hurry.
Why in such hurry? Here we are!
Okay everyone is here, all set?
All set?
Are we missing anyone?
No.
Okay then.
Let's go! Yay!
Hey you, Where are we?
It's like a castle from dark ages.
Here we are at the Grand Ambas...
sy... (Embassy)
We're so sorry. Your group have left 2 hours ago.
She said your tour group left two hours ago.
Hey how could they!
Why they go? I'm here.
Can you call the guide?
Uh, uh, call her.
Knock! Knock! It's time to wake up.
Now we are heading to Seoraksan National Park.
Wait a minute, Hello.
Ah? No way they can come back for me?
Why?
They say your tour is already in another town.
And they will come back to get you the day after tomorrow.
What? what kind of sevice is this?
Once I'm back home I will sue, and take their money until they go bankrupt.
I am so sorry to hear that.
Excuse me.
Wait, give me some help.
Hey, you can do sightseeing around Seoul now.
It's just 2 days. I gotta go now, Good luck.
Why do you follow me?
I'm going with you.
Ah! this is your fault!
If you didn't take me to the wrong hotel I would be with the tour group now.
You asked me to help you.
Well if you don't know, why help?
Hey, don't you feel responsible for it?
Do you want some money?
Are you a fraud syndicate?
What do you say ah?
Hey what ah? Hey you...
What the hell ah? I say you...
I'll will catch you.
Hey, Hey...
What the hell, ah!
Hey.
Do not go, wait.
Hey.
Hey, ...hey wait.
I am not a fraud syndicate, help me.
No what, I don't want to talk to you.
And you say you're Thai, abandoning your people ah!
Card your ass? I do not understand you.
Do not mess with me, dont make me want to kill you.
Hello, are you talking to me?
I said what are you and apologizing for?
I did not lie to them but they arrested me ...
I want to ask you, are you crazy or what?
Why have you been following me?
I...
I do not want to eat dog meat anymore.
I would not know how to say in English,
I do not know where to go? I could hardly point to al la carte.
Last night I ate dog meat.
This is my first trip abroad.
Let me come with you?
- I really do not know anyone. - Leave me alone.
I want my money back!
Oh? This one thousand Won?
Thirty Baht?
Where are we going today?
I'm not your tour guide OK, I'll only let you come with me today.
I'll take you back to the hotel the day after tomorrow.
Understand?
Do you think I'm like Michael Jackson?
Are you touring alone?
Ah.
Oh, cool, yeah.
What is cool?
I am also alone.
With a tour group?
No wonder?
You are alone?
- Not surprisingly,no surprise. - you say?
Oh, OK, OK.
Do you have a name?
You ask for my name?
Do you like me?
Which do you want?
No thanks, I don't drink carbonated drinks.
My boyfriend sent me an email.
He said that if you put a coin into carbonated drinks.
The coin will soon disappear.
- Ah? Really?
Why?
Does someone take them?
This island is called Hanami, right?
Nami.
Instead of "Ha ... Nami", right?
What's funny?
But honestly, this island is fun, so relaxing.
Better than where the tour will take me.
Only follow Korean movie series trail, so boring!
Ah, Hey!
Is this the movie star couple's island home?
Look at them.
They left their country to see these Korean drama stars, right?
If there is no drama in this country, will there be tourists?
This is to the drama queen.
What are you doing?
You can go back to the hotel on your own.
Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
So ... this is who?
Bae Yong Joon.
Looks handsome.
One thing though...
He is too hard for you to get.
Get the point? too hard..
Hey you tell me, I really do not understand these crazy Korean dramas.
People sit there and cry rivers like someone died at home.
Different parents during childhood.
Reunion of lovers, when one dies later.
Or the actresses posing as boys.
And nobody notices.
Korean dramas are always the same.
Korean soap operas, is this the reason why you're here?
I think they're super-fake.
Do you have any romance in your body?
Are you really a fan of dramas?
Romance only exists in movies and TV.
Ah, so if the actor and actress are of the same looks...
Are they still romantic?
The looks do not matter.
Man look at you look at yourself?
Those South Korean couple wearing glasses, they're a cute couple.
Don't they fear that people will tease them?
Do you really think that you are that good-looking?
Do not block the len's view.
You're so ferocious.
Hello, my name is Bae Yong Joon.
The most romantic male lead.
I really love you.
Do not be jealous of the affection. This is just my job.
Eh?
The sister would like to take pictures, right?
Sure, sure.. Let me touch up first.
Check for nose hair that's coming out.
Well, quite delicious.
Ready to take pictures.
1, 2, 3.. smile!
1, 2 , 3.. good pose, good pose.
All fans, don't forget.. Love you guys!
kiss..kiss everyone
How many times did I tell you you not to be jealous?
Oh... brother, I'm begining to fall in love with you.
Uh... ah... oh... so hot...
I am begining to really fall in love with you, brother.
Let me bite your ear.
What's funny?
Two tickets please!
Hey, you.
I only got one ticket.
You can just go somewhere else then come back here.
You want me to get lost?
I'll wait for you here.
(Gold Columbia)
Oh, you don't want me to hear you answer the phone?
Hello, how's my honey?
What are you doing?
I'm preparing to watch a comics martial arts show.
Remember, honey? The show I'm talking about? A lot of people liked it.
I'm lucky to buy the last ticket.
How about Miaao? She's not going with you?
Miaao, she ordered online before.
Why did she not buy two tickets?
Uhm..I don't know.
Wait honey, the show is about to start.
Miaao hey.. the performance will begin soon.
Oh, here comes the first batch of people. Need to hang up honey.
Miaao, wait for me!
So, I'm Miaao?
Do not ask so many things. Ok?
Here.. You can take pictures while you wait.
Hello Koi, I want to talk to you.
You missed a really good show.
The show is fantastic.
At the beginning the lead actor was wearing super cute glasses.
But when he took off his glasses, as he would be electrocuted at the same time.. Dzzzt Dzzzt...
Then transforms into a man who brings a large sword and chase those who come at him.
Funny, but there is shock.. Dzzzt Dzzzt...
Well, I don't think there is something funny in electric shock.
Well, watching the electric shock.. Dzzzt Dzzzt Dzzzt Dzzzt...... made me die laughing ...
Mmm...really funny.
Give the camera back to me.
Hey, tell me more.
Shut up, no more..
At the end, the actor will climb the wall.
Climb the wall like this, then doing three somersaults. Woow...wooow...woow...
The guy just flipped down, it's nothing..
You talk like you can do it.
Why? I can do it.
You always contradict people.
If you want to, you can do it.
No one knows me here.
The restaurant was full of Koreans.
Don't be stupid, you know me.
What is your name?, I don't know it.
Ah, coming here is really a waste of air tickets.
We can do and say anything and no one will understand a thing.
You don't believe me? I'll show you.
Old man, Old man.
Old man, are you busy?
Come here.
Coming with a smile..
Old man, your dishes are so fucking awful. You know that?
Dogs wont even eat this.
Your mother would even throw up if she eats this.
It tastes like dog vomit that you got somewhere and served me.
You should do something more useful than this, like...shoe shine or anything.
You can't cook.
You can die now, old man.
Good.
OK.
What were you thinking?
And...what were you thinking?
Lie to your boyfriend, then tour abroad alone.
It's my business.
You're right, it's your business..
In fact, you have to come all the way here for dramas.
And that is not my business.
What is wrong with going on tour before my friend's wedding?
Be careful not to get caught by your dwarf-looking boyfriend.
How can you say my boyfriend is a dwarf?
Little man.
In short, really short, right?
You both have the same height in the picture.
You peeped at my camera photos?
Hey, do you have some manners?
No wonder you don't have a girlfriend.
Hey, how can you say that?
Excuse me, I have a girlfriend.
Where is she?
We broke up.
She broke up with you?
What do you mean she broke up?
And how about your man?
Hey, honey.
Oh, don't drink carbonated drinks honey.
It's dangerous to your health.
If you put a coin in the soda.
The coin will be gone.
That is why my clothes are wrinkled for days.
So what? He's worried about me.
OK..so he is worried.
Shit! What the hell is this old man?
Even if it's free, nobody will eat this? These are alive!
Old man, take it back. I won't eat this.
Look, they're moving on the plate! Old man, take it back..old man...old man
Hey come on, that is Korean hospitality. How can you not eat it?
I dare you to eat this.
I'll drink a glass of wine.
A glass? if I'm going to eat this....these creepy slimy worms?
You should drink at least a bottle of wine.
Deal!
But you have to eat one raw squid in that container...whole!
Too scared to do a dare, right?
Chicken?
Sissy, sissy, sissy?
Sissy.
Old man, give me that!
A real life octopus captain like in the "Pirates of the Caribbean"
I think it's stuck.
This texture is too slimy ah.
Ouch! It hurts ah!
Painful...
Your turn.
Drink!
Finished!
Wanna use the toilet? Wait a minute. Let me finish first.
Hey! What has gotten into you?
Bad! Evil!
Maniac!
Wait a minute.
I did not do anything to you!
Then why am I dressed like this?
I don't know. Last night, you complain you're hot.. Then, you undress piece by piece.
Hey, not true, bastard, bast...
I'm just kidding.
How would I know?
You want to take a shower but you fall sleep.
Here, here..the shower cap is still on your head.
Ah! Last night was so fun.
Sexy, sexy pose.
Boy..You have oversized elephant ears.
Beautiful, isn't it?
If my boyfriend knows about this I'm dead!
(Jim 107 missed calls)
Jim 107 missed calls. He must be raging now.
If he knows what I was doing I'm going to die.
Hey! Your boyfriend's crazy, right?
Holy crap!
Hey, how's my honey?
Why you don't answer the phone?
Because...I turned off the sound so I didn't hear the phone.
Were you Drinking?
No, I wasn't drinking.
Are you sure?
I just drank a little.
With some people on the tour.
What people? Who are they?
Miiao with you?
I just saw her at the mall yesterdey. I know you are lying!
Which mall?
Do not try to change the subject.
Do you think I'm stupid?
Why lie?
Not so.
Because ... I want to go to Mina's wedding.
But Miiao's not able to come with me.
Then why lie?
Well, I'm sorry.
Why is this wedding shit so important?
If you're not going, they still get married.
Just think about this.
Did you see?
If I tell you the truth, you will not let me come.
So I am the one at fault?
You'll be booking a flight back.
Whatever class...the sooner, the better.
Honey, don't get angry.
Hey!
I told you to fly back but you don't want too. Are you with someone?
Honey, do not think like that ... in fact.
You don't understand what I'm saying? I told you to fly back!
If you're not back, then we break up!
Breaking up?
Just beacuse of that?
I'm good to you.
Can't think of any lies to say?
To take care of a woman like you is sickening me, you idiot!
You always give me trouble, you are the most idiotic woman I know!
I met the most annoying woman!
Ah! This annoying woman also hates you!
Know why this woman lies?!
Because you are stupid! You and your family together!
Let's break up then. Good for me.
From now on, I can drink cans of Pepsi anytime I want!
Watch tv series till my eyes turn red! I'll wear bikinis in Korea!
This annoying woman would like more people to see me!
Fucking dwarf!
Off course you! I'm not your slave!
Good. Let it all out.
This annoying woman will wear high heels every day.
Good!
I will wear it too...whoooo!
But I do not know if they have my size?
Drink..bottom up, drink...bottom up.
Hey, wait a minute. I'm tired.
Very beautiful.
Really beautiful.
Hey! don't sleep there?
You think the stars here and Bangkok are the same?
Ah... not the same as I know know.
What about the ones in Bangkok, you like them?
If you know your girlfriend lied would you immediately break up?
How do you want me to answer?
They say the most difficult to guess is a woman's heart.
If my answer is not the one on your mind I'll be in trouble.
Why is it difficult to guess?
Parn Tanaporn you have heard the song?
Parn Tanapron?
Ah, I think this is super sweet song.
The woman didn't like soccer but still watch the soccer with you.
She didn't know about make-up but she will wear make-up for you.
Wait.
What's wrong?
I want to throw up!
Hey! You kick so hard.
When you go back home, you talk to him.
He will understand.
Have you ever seen real snow?
How can I see? It's a far trip to the border of Cambodia and Thailaind.
If you really see the snow, what would you do?
Eat it.
Hey..I don't want to eat.
Ah, write my name with pee, isn't it great? How about you?
I would like to go naked in the snow.
Want to know how cold it is.
Wow! that's hot!
I told this idea to my boyfriend.
But he said...
I'm talking nonsense.
Your tour's here.
Uh ...I'm going, ah.
Hey! I don't know your name!
Oh, yeah!
What is your name?
I won't tell you,
so you can't bad mouth about me with any crazy things I did.
That is what you want?
Yes... I'm going.
Nice to meet you.
Hey...not that.
I'm glad I don't know you.
I'm glad I don't know you too.
Give applause to our friend!
What was it like returning to Seoul with the warmer weather,
Unlike yesterday, we went to ski ...
Cold!
We are really lucky.
April we can still see the snow.
Come on who's first time to see snow, please raise your hands.
How do you feel?
Hey.
Ah? Forget anything?
No.
We can still see snow.
You haven't seen snow right?
Wanna come?
Well now, can I know what your name is?
Guess it.
Ah.. Ok.. ok..
I think... a person like you should be called...
May
Why?
Got drunk and dance like crazy.
Can not of think anything else?
I'm very disappointed.
Then you should be called John..
Why? my face looks like a foreigners?
Because you're a bum.
Sleeping like a dog in the middle of the road.
John is also like a dog, a fashionable dog.
I think we should not know each other's name.
Why?
You said, you do not want to anyone to know you in a foreign country.
No one knows us.
So?
If we don't know each other's names,
we won't have to care about each other.
And we can't say what's
really on our minds.
Let's just suppose you are my friend..
So, I can say anything I want and you wont get mad?
Ahah.
Moustache lip.
Donkey ears.
Flat chest.
Flabby legs, big butt, ashy knees, monkey face.
Did you get angry?
Not angry.
Monkey brain.
Old lady.
Angry?
Not angry.
I'm enjoying this.
A**hole!
Are you sure about this?
No, No, No.
Two rooms.
Enough, enough.. Let me talk.
Two ...
Two.
No, No...
Well, one room only.
Well, quite a wide bed to lie down on.
Right ah, but ... it is also quite short.
Well, I'll sleep on the floor.
Hey, is that all right?
I do not want to take advantage of you.
Please take advantage. I'll sleep now.
What a mess, motel has only one room left.
Valentine's Day should not be spent in this place.
Hey, can I ask something?
How many girlfriends have you had?
Why did you ask?
Just want to know.
Three.
What about you? He is your first love, right?
My first love was completely different than him.
What does it mean?
A girl.
What!
My mother did not know it.
At that time the girls also had short hair cuts.
In fact, it was a craze with many girls from my school.
So, I tried it.
What kind of experience you did?
We each took turns ...
Wow! Try to make out...
Every position? You tried it?
We get each other boyfriends.
One of my girlfriends there.
Was very sexy, and it was a super hot day.
One day, she wore a sleeveless dress.
Her arms were on the bus rails.
Her long armpit hair was exposed.
Then the wind blew, and the armpit hair went into my face.
So I really can not stand it and just broke up with her.
A really hairy break up.
But better than breaking up on the phone.
Or abroad, looking for someone to complain to, but do not know to whom.
At least in Thailand, I can consult P'Oiy P'Chod on the radio.
Who?
P'Oiy P'Chod, the radio star.
You havent heard about her?
A lot of poeple consult with her.
She's just a DJ, how can she help you?
She simply just goes on air.
and then takes the money and goes home after the program.
There are somethings we do not dare discussed with the people we know.
Then, why do you talk to them?
Dont laugh, OK.
All right.
... There was a time that I was so obsessed with my health.
My boyfriend then forced me to detox.
You know detox ...?
That's ...
Laxative Medicine
Do not laugh!
Why he would give me lots of laxative?
You drank it?
Yes...
Can't even flush the toilet...
Dont tell that to anybody, ok? How about you?
What?
Ah the things about you and your girlfriend's break up.
It wasn't a normal break up.
Hey, come on! I told you a lot of things.
Do you really want to know?
I...
She got pregnant.
At that time, I wasn't ready.
So I...
I told her to get an abortion.
But she refused.
I...
I pushed her down the stairs.
I just wanted to the baby to be lost.
But things didn't go the way I wanted...
They both died...
Shocked?
Do you think it's real?
Hey, l'm just kidding.
You take it seriously.
How you could you make fun of those kind of things?
I have lost two babies during pregnancy.
That is the saddest thing that happened to me in my life.
To this day,
I still am having nightmares about it when I sleep.
Gotcha! you look silly!
Silly!
Turn right, at the second junction.
Oh! OK OK OK I'm almost there.
Mina?
Is it okay to bring my friend to your wedding?
Is it really OK? I'm not invited.
It's okay, I invited you to go.
Hello, ehha Mina.
Maybe this sounds a crazy now, but ...
Can you do something for me?
How are you? Are you excited?
Of course!
This is....... May.
Nice to meet you.
This is... Daang. Daang, my friend.
Uh... yeah, I'm Daang.
You Mina?
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
l'll explain later, OK?
Two hands, two hands.
Korean tradition, two hands.
I don't get it.
You met him, traveled with him.
and dont tell each other's name?
Uh... it's...
It's...
How do I explain this?
lt's just a...
stupid game.
Game?
Do you like him?
No, I can't ever like him.
He's... not my type
So you just do it for ... sex?
Sex?!
No!
I am not like that.
Dinners ready, hope you enjoy.
Try this.
It's called "Jjajangmyeon".
Jjajangmyeon.
It's good.
You have to tell her, she cooked it.
Hey..just helped pick this, pick that. That's all.
Ah! l knew it.
It's very good, everyone.
lt's like Dae Jang-geum cook.
You know Dae Jang-geum?
Yeah. Yeah.
l know Dae Jang-geum.
Rain.
Nickun.
Nickun!
Nickun..2PM.
Yeah, Heartbeat.. Heartbeat.
Thailand Tony Jaa?
Chang koo Yuu Nai (where is my elephant?)
You like Jjajangmyeon?
Yes.
Tell your wife to cook.
No.
Not wife, friend..
Hands down, No! No!
No... No...
Where's Mina?
Already sleep, she's afraid not look pretty tomorrow.
How long have you known each other?
We just met last New Year's day.
Wow, it looks you've known her quite long a long time.
We met at a fish foot spa at Chiang Mai.
Mina was sitting next to me.
She was making some strange sounds.
All the people are staring at her.
What sounds did she make?
Like.....
That's it.
- Really? - Yes.
Do you wanna do something cool tomorrow for Mina's wedding?
Buy the spa fishes as a present?
Then make her a poem, "My feet and the fishes... making love"
Oh yeah!
Yeah!
Mina is a very lovable person, I can talk to her about a lot of things.
Up to now she and I have been chatting via email.
It's quite easy for you to get close to a stranger, huh?
Ah..you've never experienced it before?
Some people...meet once, but feels like you know them for a long time.
Can tell all stories.
Ah, you know?
I was also at Chiang Mai last new year.
- Where in Chiang Mai? - In Nimman Road.
Nimman, with your friends?
No.
Who did you go with?
with Koi.
Ex-girlfriend.
Hey..if you don't want, you don't have to talk about it.
I'll go to bed first.
Can I borrow your phone, please?
Hello.
She did not answer the call?
She answered... but she did not want to speak.
Hey, don't you want to talk to P'Oiy P'Chod?
Maybe she can help you.
Ah?
You want me to dial her number?
Hello. Is this P'Oiy P'Chod I'm speaking with?. Please wait..
Hey what?
Hurry! hurry! long-distance calls are expensive.
Uh ... Hello?
Hello? Who am I talking to?
Are you Daang?
What can P'Oiy P'Chod do for you today?
What are you thinking?
Well soon, you listeners are gonna hear this guy's story.
Hello? Hello? You still there? Hello? Hello?
Please turn the radio volume down..
and listen thru your phone.
Hello? Still there?
Ah.
I had a girlfriend for 8 years who broke up with me.
OK, P'Oiy P'Chod what can you do to help?
Easy, just tell me what happened.
Did she tell you the reason for the break up?
Because... she wanted to get married, but I do not want to.
Why? Why don't you want to get married?
You don't love her?
There are a lot of people who get married and then get divorced.
Not being married to her does not mean I didn't love her.
Who give her the right to broke up with me?
First, calm down Khun Daang, for P'Oiy P'Chod, please?
Or else you might scare me.
Are you really P'Oiy P'Chod?
So the problems are exactly what?
I'm not ready to get married.
How should I take care of her?
- I can't even completely clean my butt. - Yeeee!
Just an analogy.
Uh ... Khun Daang.
Daang, you're the one who choose not to marry,
Why do you still call her?
It's nothing, just a call.
Just a call?
No, no, no, Khun Daang, you are not third graders anymore.
Oh, he hung up..
Then, let the listeners out there send SMS for the answer.
Send 1 "call his girlfriend"
Send 2 "condemn his girlfriend"
Oi! let's stop this nonsense.
It did not help.
If you won't talk to P'Oiy P'Chod, she can't help you.
You can not give her what she wants.
She then broke up with you, is it not normal?
Why do you have to struggle?
Let her go, stop calling her.
I can't stop calling her.
I didn't tell her, I want to marry her now.
Hey..Is it true?
Where is P'Oiy P'Chod?
Hi, so Daang wants to ask her to marry?
Have you clean your butt yet?
I don't know.
But I will try it.
Well, you are very romantic.
How is that romantic?
She doesn't even want to talk.
Why don't you try sending her a post card?
If she sees those words, she'll be so happy.
(I want to marry you!)
Why don't I buy this for Mina's wedding gift?
You don't buy Koreans, a Korean present.
Well I don't know what to buy, it's hard.
Wow! You have the dwarf's picture with you.
I'll replace the picture right after I go home.
So ... We're going.
Who are they?
Friends.
Mina looks so happy oh.
Just like my ex.
She's married.
Six.
Seven.
Hey, What the hell!
Again, again, again.
More ah!
Sorry, sorry... let's go out.
You go out.
What? I just want him to do more for more babies.
Can't do it?
Hey..what?
Look at you. Calm down!
It might not be true.
Can you call her one more time?
Can you leave me alone.
See what you've done?
Write a postcard to propose to her.
When she accepted to marry someone else.
How romantic?
Are you sure what you are doing?
It doesn't look like a game to me.
Yeah, I know.
Shit!
Out of money?
Take my money.
Why don't you talk?
If you scold me, I will feel better.
It's not your fault.
She is supposed to be married.
I'm just stupid.
We broke up a long time ago. I think I still have a chance.
You know?
Before we broke up, we decided to go on this tour to Korea.
I came because I thought she will come.
My heart was broken.
I'm so stupid.
You see,
Heart broken people tends to do stupid stuff.
You saw me stupidly yell on the bridge, right?
This machine cheats all the money.
I did not win at all.
Ah, is it really neccessary to be that happy?
Played since teenager, probably just won.
Forget this, I'm not playing anymore.
Let's play more.
That 10,000 bill is my money.
Should we try to win it back?
A slot machine is for old people.
You wanna go for roulette?
You think this round is black or red?
If I know, I will be rich.
I'm sure it's black.
Bet on black
- Black. - Black.
Never mind, bet again, What color in this round?
Red.
- You sure? - Sure!
Ah, red.
Red, Red, Come on.
Red, Red...
I can't believe we lost all of those bets.
I must have really bad luck.
Hey! No one has bad luck.
There's just mistakes.
Red or black?
I don't want to play.
Oi, one more spin.
Last one?
Black or red?
- Red. - Red.
Red.
Are you crazy?
We must get your money back, don't we?
You believe me, I'm bad luck.
You're not bad luck.
Last bets.
That's right..You're a bad luck.
I'm tired. Let's go to sleep.
What is it?
I won!
Where did you get the chips?
From the old man with glasses.
He bet against me and keeps winning. So he gave me the chips.
Is that it? How many wins?
You see.
Hey! You bet on the 0?
Ah!
Thirty six times!
3.6 million? 3,600,000! 3,600,000!
Cheers!
What is it?
Hey, we didn't bet everything.
Let's go bet it.
Keep it as a souvenir.
It's a tip for you.
Because now, I am rich.
I'll use this to buy a diamond ring.
Then, I'll buy a house.
And I'll use it to buy Nami Island.
I want to buy them all!
It's only one hundred thousand Baht or so. How can you buy everything?
Why don't you just let me dream?
I've been dreaming to become like those rich people who can buy anything they want.
I just wanna know how it feels.
Good idea.
I also want to know.
For once in a lifetime memories, right?
You want...
-You want... -You want...
I'm riiiich!
Bae's lines are so moving even though I don't understand.
What?
I also played a supporting role in a movie.
Really?
Just one scene with the lead actor.
Which one? What movie?
Show me?
You know this face?
I don't know.
You probably have not seen it.
Or seen but forgotten it.
Tell me.
Do you think you can play the female lead?
I'm only a supporting actress and not the female lead.
Do you want to become the female lead?
Where is this?
Do not peek.
Okay, be prepared.
This is it!
Bae Yong Joon! Bae Yong Joon!
He's just a hotel waiter.
I saw that he looks like him and I hired him.
Cheater!
I thought he was the real thing!
Oh..if he was real, how can I afford to hire him?
Do they look alike?
A special meal dedicated to a new heroine.
Look!
Bae Yong Joon is back.
Uh, have we not met?
Ah, in Nami Island.
Yes, yes, I remember.
Oh..it's that you, an unknown supporting actress from Thailand.
You follow me to Korea.
I have always dreamed of seeing you again.
Why did it take so long?
I didn't have the money to leave the country.
I must go home and look for a good man.
I can not believe the two of us could even meet again.
Then don't believe, I don't want to see you.
Ouch! You don't want to see me.
You were about to collapse and piss your pants a while ago?
Oi..play a script..
You just laugh and laugh, unstoppable laugh..
Speechless, right?
I was just a supporting actress. How can I have a talking script.
Oh, don't worry.
Even if you are just supporting.
You are the world's lovliest supporting actress.
"I think love is growing."
"I think love would go through the test of time."
"The longer the love the more valuable."
"This is what I think, I'm dreaming of love."
"When you come to me I forget everything.''
"My eyes don't seem to see other people."
"As if time stopped at that one second and our eyes collide."
"The Earth had stopped turning the sky has lit up."
"Put the love in this moment, the breathing has stopped."
"With those eyes, you have just journeyed into my mind."
"I am thankful that time let us meet here"
"Glad to meet you".
Promise... you... won't try... to Look!
I won't, I don't want to see you.
Wow! Well... cold!
Really cold!
How cold?
Super! super cold!
Are you now satisfied?
Really satisfied.
What ah?
I thought you wanted to eat snow?
You ah.
Good?
Salty.
Cold.
Hey.
I call to change the flight to fly with you.
Oh, ah ah, good good
Embarrassing, huh?
We agreed that we can say anything we want to say, right?
Yeah.
Do you like me?
I like you.
Like such as...
Love?
Uh ...
I'm not sure.
Thank you for being honest.
I...
I really like you.
But...
I...
Mina invite me to extend stay with her.
I think to change plan to meet Mina first.
What? What about me?
You can go back to Seoul first.
I want to stay for a few more days.
Is there something wrong?
No.
Why do girls love to say?..
"I'm all right", "lt doesn't matter"
When clearly there is something wrong.
Why do we have to separate? It's unnecessary.
In the end, we will have to part from each other.
What is the difference if we part now?
Sorry.
Sorry for what?
Why are you angry?
Why can't we travel together like before?
The same as before?
You want to go back and play "don't tell your name" again?
Then what? We say goodbye at the airport, like nothing happened?
Why are you being sarcastic?
How do you want me to act?
We just met a few days ago.
That's right.
Why do you have to care? We don't even know each other.
Can you carry on driving?
I won't go, we need to talk.
Then l'll go.
If you really want to split, then I will go.
Hey.
Hey!
Hey! Where are you going? Hey!
Hey!
- Hey you. - Yes sir?
Have you seen the girl I am with?
I'm sorry, I don't understand you.
The girl who's with me! You seen her?
Come with me.
'Come with me' girl.
I've been waiting here.
What kind of man are you?
How can you leave me alone there?
I can't drive a car. If no one passed by, what can I do?
Sorry.
I am a bastard.
I am a fool.
I was a fucking idiot!
I told you I'm not sure...
I really don't know...
How I feel.
All I know,
when you're with me.
I'm so damn happy.
When you said you want to split,
or when I could not find you...
I felt so damn bad!
Isn't this love?
How could you love me?
We just met a few days ago.
We don't even know each other.
It's true.
I don't know you.
But I know a girl.
She likes to drink a bottle of Pepsi and then,
Every time she rides a motorcycle.
She will fall asleep.
When she gets drunk.
She likes to dance crazy.
I know that if our relationship continues.
I may have a very unlucky life.
Maybe we can not win any bet.
But you know what?
I still want to see her every day.
That girl... is standing right here.
Look at you?
Crying so bad like somebody died back home.
Weren't you crying?
Can I hug you again?
I didn't say no.
Here.
What is it?
Don't know.
I bought this with the money we have left.
Here.
Hey. Since we started traveling, what was your favorite meal?
Ah...
I like...
Jjajangmyeon.
The one we ate at Mina's house.
When we go home, can you cook one for me?
I don't know how to cook it.
What about you? Which food do you like?
I like this meal.
You see me holding your hand.
Really ah ah!
So heavy.
Pictures? We still do not have any pictures together.
True.
Let's ask her.
Uh ...
Excuse me.
Can you take a photo for us?
- Yes. - Thank you!
Come here.
Koi.
Why are you here?
Because...
It's the address on your postcard.
Oh, this is...
My traveling companion.
My name is May.
- Hello. - Hello.
I'm sorry, I don't know you're Thai.
It doesn't matter.
Want to take pictures? Let me help.
Take it over there.
- Well, - The house is very beautiful.
Ah, you're not going with her?
Just take my picture.
I will look short with you.
Ready 1, 2, 3.
Thank you.
My face looks fat.
I must go.
Going?
Ah.
Nice to meet you, Miss Koi.
Bye.
Oh, I forgot.
How are you?
I...
I'm doing good.
Why did you send this?
You said you will not marry me.
I just...
needed time to think about it.
Your friends said you got married?
I can only marry the right guy.
Of course, and you need love to get married to the right man?
Hey you.
Can I talk with you?
Talk about what? You forgot to pay the bill.
Where is Koi sitting?
I...
Sorry.
I didn't think it will...
No need for an explanation.
I understand.
If we meet in Thailand, we can greet one another.
You mean...
..we will not meet again?
What would we meet for?
We're just two heart broken people...
A chance encounter in a foreign country.
Alone and lonely.
Perhaps these the feelings between us, are just a temporary illusion.
How do you know if it is true?
Didn't you say...
Love stories don't exist.
I'm going.
Wait.
At least let me know your name, please?
Enough.
Don't feel sorry for me.
Well, that was fast.
Lost your keys?
No, I found it.
What is that?
What is your name?
Cherry.
Cherry
We have examples you can choose from Miss Cherry.
Choose what you like.
Let's go.
The show was so funny.
Don't say that. When I called you acted silly.
Hey, the guy with glasses is so cute ah!
Didn't I tell you so.
What day is it?
Friday, ah why?
We meet again at "Friday Club" Where our listeners share their stories.
Ah, so you're fan of this show?
Yeah.
Hello? You still there?
Hello?
I...
There is somebody who told me...
That I can consult you about my love problems.
She said P'Oiy P'Chod can help me find a solution.
I am not that good, but I'll listen to you and see what we can do.
At that time I told her.
How could a DJ really help?
This man is silly.
Why would he call there?
So what made Daang call here?
Umm.. What kind is a person named Daang?
What is it?
Why stop?
I don't know why I called.
You probably cannot help me.
In that case, let's open the line for other listeners.
Wait, Wait..
Uhh...
Can you hear me first?
Last year, I went to South Korea to travel.
And then met a girl there.
We traveled together, but only a few days.
I don't know her name.
But l think ...
I fell in love with her.
Wow! just like in the romantic movies.
But only a few days together.
She said to me.
That it was just a momentary illusion.
So Daang what do you think?
I don't know...
If it was a momentary illusion, then it wouldn't last this long.
It's been over a year.
Why do I still miss her.
I want to see her everyday.
Do you think I should stop dreaming?
Why not find her Daang, so you can tell her?
It's hard.
There are things about her I don't know.
I know ... she had a supporting role in the movies.
Thailand has thousands of movies.
Do you think I can find her?
Things she used to tell me, it's true.
Romance only exists...
in love stories and movies.
What can you say?
Can Daang tell his real name?
May be we can help you.
Uh ... yes, my name?
My name is ...
Directed by: Banjong Pisanthanakun
Inspired by "South Korea's Two Shadows"